how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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