garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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