white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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