I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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