i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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