break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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