god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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