You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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