Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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