so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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