You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
