next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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