This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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