Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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