My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
