Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
