This girl is more easily done than said...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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