It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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