All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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