Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
and she was petting her beer can
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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