Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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