No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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