I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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