so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize