I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
