just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
smell my finger.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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