So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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