Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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