I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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