doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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