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(847): View more from Illinois

i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(408): View more from California

worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum

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(315): View more from New York

i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee

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(614): View more from Ohio

he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him

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(707): View more from California

He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you

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(940): View more from Texas

I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast

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(224): View more from Illinois

What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!

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(937): View more from Ohio

His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time

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