theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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