How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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