So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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