You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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