If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
soo... how was my night?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
