I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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