Just cropdusted the office
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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