Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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