porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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