his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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