What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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