i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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