That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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