She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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