Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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