But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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