That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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