What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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