i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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