you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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