sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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