: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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