My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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