think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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